Everyone hates jazz

— An’ what’s wrong with jazz? Jimmy asked. — Intellectual music, said Joey the Lips. — It’s anti-people music. It’s abstract. — It’s cold an’ emotionless, amn’t I righ’? said Mickah. — You are. — It’s got no soul. It is sound for the sake of sound. It has no meaning. — It’s musical wanking, Brother. [Quotes About The Commitments]